A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
The whole narcissism and echo syndrome is usually the result of early childhood training. Those are very hard habits for anyone to… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
Reality TV has managed to commodify everything we used to think of as the elements of normal life. — Merrill Markoe Elements Copy Share Image
Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from… — Merrill Markoe Charm Copy Share Image
I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is… — Merrill Markoe Angst Copy Share Image
“Come on! You must have at least suspected there was someone else," he said. "Couldn't you smell her on his pants?” — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is… — Merrill Markoe About yourself Copy Share Image
If you begin a conversation about potato salad and find yourself being called a castrating bitch, don't waste your time going around… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
Since - in my belief system - we each get only one go-round here on planet Earth, it is the task of… — Merrill Markoe Belief Copy Share Image
Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father… — Merrill Markoe Cold Copy Share Image
“Why do you always come in to kiss me while I'm on the toilet?" I asked. "Makes us feel close to you,"… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's… — Merrill Markoe Clothes Copy Share Image
“Though it seems like time itself moves more slowly when you're in the presence of people who actually see and hear you.… — Merrill Markoe Presence Copy Share Image
whenever I encountered a slide show titled 'Eight Diet Foods That Pack on the Pounds' or 'Celebrity Fashion Fails,' I'd have to… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
It's surely no accident that there are horoscopes in Vogue, Glamour, Mademoiselle, Woman, New Woman, Elle and Cosmo ... but not Sports… — Merrill Markoe Accidents Copy Share Image
I really enjoyed Merrill Markoe's Guide To Glamorous Living, which was a weird hybrid reality/sketch thing I wrote, directed, and hosted, with… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
The phrase "singular incredible life" seems to me that it applies more appropriately to Jane Goodall or David Attenborough, people I regard… — Merrill Markoe Awe Copy Share Image
I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so… — Merrill Markoe Beloved Copy Share Image
When you have been writing for a lot of years, you have to make an effort not to start repeating yourself. It… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
My dogs, the only creatures on the planet marked by my singular nurturing imprint, have all turned out to be rude and… — Merrill Markoe Animal Copy Share Image
