The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.

— Madame de Stael

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

— Orlando Aloysius Battista

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

— Will Rogers

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

— Agnes Repplier

I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

— John Steinbeck

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

— Margo Kaufman

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn…

— Erma Bombeck

In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.

— George Graham Vest

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. They…

— George Bird Evans

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.

— Edward Jesse

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

— Will Rogers

Men cannot think like dogs… [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human who is…

— Corey Ford

Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket…

— Corey Ford

Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and…

— Agnes Repplier