Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total) — James Patterson Copy Share Image
He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be like a… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
On the other hand, even a big, '80s love van was less noticeable than six flying kids and their talking dog. So… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Total?" I called. He looked up alertly, then ran over to me, small pink tongue hanging out. Total?" I said when he… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
You could have gotten a car with GPS," Total said helpfully. Yes," I said "Or we could have brought along a dog… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
And Max, I've put some scraps in a bowl for your dog," Mom said. "It's on the floor, by the back door."… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I couldn’t leave Total behind.” “Total?” Iggy asked. “That’s what his card said,” Angel explained. “Totally a mutant dog who will probably… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
In this family, we always celebrate each other's birthdays. I don't care if you're four or fourteen or forty and scattered around… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Everybody in!" I said. Which was when we discovered the final problem. Little Echos aren't designed to hold six, count them six,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other. — James Patterson Copy Share
“The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World—when it’s pouring rain. And all there… — James Patterson Copy Share
As we go through this transition where a lot more people will be reading on devices, nobody is paying enough attention to make sure… — James Patterson Copy Share
Max—you have a bigger mission than finding the flock's parents. Focus on helping the whole world, not just your friends. I held my wings… — James Patterson Copy Share
You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work. — James Patterson Copy Share
There are reasons people seek escape in books, and one of those reasons is that the boundary of what can happen is beyond what… — James Patterson Copy Share
I get up every morning and chop wood, and I pretty much do it seven days a week, and I like to do it.… — James Patterson Copy Share
Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said the Gasman. — James Patterson Copy Share
“It was scary. More than Sara could possibly know. More than anybody ought to know, or ever would. History wasn't for the general public--it… — James Patterson Copy Share
Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not knowing where… — James Patterson Copy Share
I'm a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really well for… — James Patterson Copy Share
When my son, Jack, was four, I had to make a trip to Los Angeles. I asked him if he was going to miss… — James Patterson Copy Share
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