Dog Quotes · Page 49

“The difference between a man and a dog is a dog won't bite you after you feed them”

— J.T. Francis

Go to the Sydney Institute Media Watch Dog website to marvel at [its] work

— Mark Latham

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

— Jeff Valdez

I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps.

— D. H. Lawrence

I love my dog sooooo much. Like the day she dies, a part of me is going I die with her.

— Anonymous

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.

— Kristin Davis

It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor.

— Kate DiCamillo

I love playing music, I love my dog, and I love my family.

— Tyler Posey

if you are a stepparent, rush right out and get yourself a dog. Because it's very nice to have someone in the…

— Delia Ephron

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous”

— Callie Smith Grant

I think the most hectic time in my house is about six o'clock in the morning, our sausage dog starts howling and…

— Katie Piper

An earthly dog of the carriage breed; Who, having failed of the modern speed, Now asked asylum and I was stirred To…

— Robert Frost

Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight -- this is magnanimity; but bet…

— Mark Twain

The cocktail party - as the name itself indicates - was originally invented by dogs. They are simply bottom-sniffings raised to the…

— Lawrence Durrell

I lead a simple life. I feed the fish. I walk the dogs. I cook dinner. Occasionally I take a meeting.

— Macaulay Culkin

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until…

— Erma Bombeck

“Imagine that the country is like a dog. The terrorist attacks are like fleas biting the dog, but what the terrorists are…

— Dan Carlin

When hot dogs like Mr. D'Amato or the Republican apologist Roger Ailes say that Whitewater is worse than Watergate, it's because they're…

— Anna Quindlen

I bring my dogs on set with me, and my little dog Karoo is smart as a whip. She knows where the…

— Hilary Swank

“Interpreting animals’ eating behaviors is tricky. By way of example, one of the highest compliments a dog can pay its food is…

— Mary Roach

When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a…

— Gabrielle Union

I don't want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright…

— Chris Hadfield

You never want an Australian with his back against the wall. You put any 12 blokes together and you'll get a job…

— Matthew Hayden

I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - dogs and cats,…

— Kristen Bell

Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?

— Tracey Ullman

I've got two dogs; they're Boston terriers, and they're allowed everywhere.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind”

— Seth Czerepak

We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.

— Christine Taylor

“I am a mammal, a dog, and a bichon frise--in that order.”

— Lark Benobi

“He seems to be attracting religions the way a dog attracts fleas.”

— Yann Martel

Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.

— Anonymous

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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— Jarod Kintz

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog.

— Owen Hart

Fighting should be left to dogs and cats and chickens, who can't reason.

— Margaret Deland

If you listen to dogs barking you will go deaf without learning anything.

— Marion Zimmer Bradley

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

— Demetri Martin

If you are a junkyard dog, you assume that that's what life is: chained up, barking all day.

— Bruce Robinson

I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles.

— Brian Jacques

A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all animals.

— Ingrid Newkirk

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

— Kinky Friedman