Forget diamonds or dogs—a girl or boy's best friend is always a high-powered weapon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs. — Philip Elmer-DeWitt Copy Share Image
“A dog's good for filling a grief-dug hole." "In the Shape of Shep” — Eileen Granfors Copy Share Image
When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most." — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
A little attention, a pat on the head, and a kind word every now and then is all your dog asks. — Louis Sabin Copy Share Image
“The most important job of the top dog is to mingle with subordinates at every strata.” — Haresh Sippy Copy Share Image
My father...was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings. — Flann O'Brien Copy Share Image
“IF YOU WANT A DOG TO STOP KISSING YOU, turn your head away silently like another dog.” — William Lashner Copy Share Image
I'm a big cat. I'm 6-5. I'm not worried about weight. Nobody's coming to see a weight fight. They're coming to see… — Riddick Bowe Copy Share Image
The fact of the matter is I'm 21 now. I stay home. I feed my dogs. I don't really go out. I work. — Bijou Phillips Copy Share Image
My fear was like a stray dog, roving the neighborhood of my life, looking for a new source of worry. — Danzy Senna Copy Share Image
Life had not taught me to distrust ministers, but it had taught me to trust no one more than dogs. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet. — Jonathan Evison Copy Share Image
I spend my nights just sitting and reading a book and drinking my tea and walking my dog. That's about as exciting… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
“Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..." ” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is… — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
You win over people just like you win over a dog. You see a dog passing down the street with an old… — David Wilkerson Copy Share Image
Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Nature exists for man no more than she does for monkeys, and is as regardless of his life or pleasure or success… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
Some may say that such a girl is not ready for a relationship with a man, especially a man in his late… — Miranda July Copy Share Image
I take my dog, Fideo, out for a hike in Runyon Canyon three times a week. It's about 45 minutes round-trip with… — Ana Ortiz Copy Share Image
I just read a book on how to get control of my time and therefore of my life. My time has always… — Patrick F. McManus Copy Share Image
Dog rescue remains a gamble, of course. For all the good will, hard work, and noble motivation, nobody can really predict with… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
I have never found in a human being loyalty that is comparable to a dog's loyalty. — Doris Day Copy Share Image
I care for my dogs as if my life depended on them. And oftentimes it does. — Susan Butcher Copy Share Image
People wouldn’t have become who we are today if we hadn’t coevolved with dogs. — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Are you a female dog? What? Massie asked. Why? Because you are acting like a real bitch — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit. — George Allen Copy Share Image
“Appropriately, his bird was the vulture. The dog was wronged by being chosen as his animal.” — Edith Hamilton Copy Share Image
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin Copy Share Image
I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
