'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!' — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
'Reno' was originally going to be a sketch show, with the cops as a transitional element. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
All that I'm ever after is a life full of laughter, as long as I'm laughing with you. — James Copy Share Image
If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love comedy, and I think thats sort of what comes naturally to me. — Lauren Miller Copy Share Image
“Drama is like meat and three veg. Whereas comedy is like the merangue at the end.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
'Eagle vs Shark' was about keeping myself sane. I wanted to go back to my comedy roots with people I trusted and… — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
When you get started in comedy, you're at the bottom of the totem pole. Not only are you not getting paid at… — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
“I laugh at everything, even at that which I love the most. There is no fact, thing, feeling or person over which… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
There's a lot of comedy in being the outsider. You can say, 'That's weird. Why do you do it that way? That's… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can… — Jenny Slate Copy Share Image
“I thought I was having a fucking stroke," I say as they free me from my coated elastic prison, making them laugh… — Trish Doller Copy Share Image
Even with the most stressful situation you can laugh in its face. No one is built to continuously accept the psychological lashes… — Mariana Fulger Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about, and… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I think the way comedy is represented on screen is it's either all fart jokes - and it's just laughter for the… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
The Edinburgh Fringe is a tough beast and you do whatever you can to get through it. But it's really the worst… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Getting up in front of the toughest crowds, you know, playing pubs in South Armagh - where people didn't necessarily even know… — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
I've had varying luck with comedy in the past, but I'd really like to give that another go. I don't know if… — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
Sometimes my humor does offend people, and I've said it before: I don't write jokes to be offensive. I write jokes to… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
Teasing is often healthy and fun, not to mention an important part of interpersonal and individual development. But when it's abused, 'just… — Rachel Simmons Copy Share Image
“I asked Meyer what drew him to comedy, he said, “I love to make people laugh, entertain people, and try to make… — Adam M. Grant Copy Share Image
