“Mmmmmm I like that thing you do with your tongue. What do you call it? Speaking? Yeah, I dig it” — Bo burnham Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Sometimes, even if its not funny, I respond 'haha' just to make them feel good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
If person can type lol without laughing that person can also type I Love You without Loving.Be careful! — Islamic Person Copy Share Image
If we go down in flames, we will be laughing on the way down, believe me. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
If I do a joke on stage and I feel like the energies a little off, I'll put my pride aside and… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
As I get older, I do want to add a bit more depth to my comedy. But even if I'm talking about… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to… — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at… — Bill Mauldin Copy Share Image
'S.N.L.' has become what it was always trying to make fun of. It's become this big machine. I don't want to be… — Noel Wells Copy Share Image
“... she reflects for a moment and then mutters to herself, 'Maybe that shithead’s right? Maybe God does hate Buffalo?” — Dave Lundy Copy Share Image
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. — Moon Unit Zappa Copy Share Image
When I started watching comedy there was a lot of negativity about women; a lot of comics were spewing out aggressive, violent… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
When you do comedy, the audience is not your boss. They are your collaborators and when you collaborate with someone you don't… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
Since it's based on my parents, it's more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I… — Christopher Durang Copy Share Image
There are practical things which contribute to a joke's funniness. People will find a joke funnier if they are sitting closer together,… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I played a lot of serious parts in a lot of TV movies and early miniseries but what happens is that you… — Barry Bostwick Copy Share Image
Being a comedian is harder if you can't drive. You can't take last-minute gigs as easily, because the on-the-day train ticket is… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I do also think it eludes genre a bit - not in any groundbreaking way but you can't quite call it a… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale Copy Share Image
The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
