I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I don't know if I have actually good comedic timing. But I don't think I've worked at any timing. I think timing… — Mary McCormack Copy Share Image
I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
LORD ILLINGWORTH: The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. MRS ALLONBY: And the body is… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Every role that I have taken on has demanded some kind of emotional range. I really, really would love to do a… — Liana Liberato Copy Share Image
I was considered a comedy magician. And - how do I put this without sounding egotistical? - it didn't take me long… — Ricky Jay Copy Share Image
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced… — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image
Now, I'm not onboard with the argument that jokes are destructive to humanity. There are bigger issues, and I do not necessarily… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
Comedy scares me a lot. I feel like it's way harder than drama. I think my safety net is definitely drama, and… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
I grew up in a pretty strict household in the sense that we just didn't have cable, so I wasn't familiar with… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
That's always disappointed me, to see a guy in the crowd who doesn't look like he's having fun but in general if… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Every podcast network has a different culture as far as I can tell. How they run things at Nerdist is totally different… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
It's a lovely moment when everyone's part of something greater than the sum of its parts. That encapsulates what a comedy gig… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
What I found absolutely the best thing about comedy is it's a little club. You find yourself part of this strange needy… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
For the writers I have worked with and for me, the relationship between the personal comedy of daily life and the economic… — Ken Loach Copy Share Image
Stand-up is really personal. It's not like somebody else is writing the script and you have to do what they write. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Writing has often been accompanied by terror, silences, and then wild bursts of private laughter that suddenly make all the dread seem… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy, and I don't get a chance to much. I get to play lots of serious people and killers… — William Sadler Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do non-comedies. I've always done dramas, comedies, music, and I always like to bop around and do different… — Frank Oz Copy Share Image
What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
Don't complain that you think my life is better or happier than yours. Life is just a battle between laughing and crying.… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
my 6 foot goddess makes me laugh the laughter of the mutilated who still need love... she has saved me from everything… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I know comedians who go on weird day trips in order to have random experiences they can talk about. They'll go on… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
You get to a certain point, especially if you're a comedian, where people think certain things. It's like, I don't take the… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I always feel that comedy, at its best, tackles issues that are controversial, polarizing, volatile, and sheds light onto those issues and… — Randall Park Copy Share Image
The image of a person completely covered in cotton candy made me laugh the most. I'm not sure why. To me, being… — Misha Collins Copy Share Image
Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
You don't service a big, fun premise comedy and then shoot yourself in the foot with too much irony. You need the… — Shawn Levy Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about stand-up is you can create and immediately deliver, perform, and get paid for what you do. — Kevin Heffernan Copy Share Image
I'm just an actor. If it's drama, I add as much humour as the part will stand. And if it's a comedy,… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh,… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Youve heard the saying that laughter is the best medicine right! Tonight we laugh all our troubles away, we look at Laughter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd been doing comedy up that point and hadn't really done a lot of drama, and then all of a sudden he… — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
