That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still don't get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I love about comedy is breaking down the barrier between the audience and the performer. — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
Everything in nature is lyrical in its ideal essence, tragic in its fate, and comic in its existence. — George Santayana Copy Share Image
I've always felt that in a comedy script the stage directions should also have a comedic value. — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
“I know you will laugh at me," he replied, "but I really can't exhibit it. I have put too much of myself… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if… — Nancy Travis Copy Share Image
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Every man imagines that he will turn his suit like a double agent, that it can be twisted to his will with… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
Hosting is an art form. Like acting, singing, or comedy hosting is a craft. It's a delicate dance of timing, the ability… — Todd Newton Copy Share Image
The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits -… — Dawn Powell Copy Share Image
That is Obama's signature move: Invent people who are saying ridiculous things and then encourage the audience to laugh at these made-up… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I'm super happy to say that it's not that hard to write bad stand-up. I guess the trick is to write bad… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I rejected the word humorist for a long time because I thought that it meant you had, like, a cardigan sweater with… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“But you can't feel bad every second, I wanted to tell her. Laughing doesn’t make bad things worse any more than crying… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
When a joke works, it works. It can make a point in a really simple way; it can be a great little… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning!… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
It started when I did a 20-minute act in the comedy clubs and only had enough material for 17 minutes, so I… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
Remember laughing? Laughter enhances the blood flow to the body’s extremities and improves cardiovascular function. Laughter releases endorphins and other natural mood… — Patch Adams Copy Share Image
We're passionate musicians, but we felt classical concerts were more like a funeral because nobody talked and everybody was dressed so conservatively.… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“The Joke...Audience as reflexive cast; 35 mm. X2 cameras;variable length; black and white, silent. Parody of Hollis Frampton’s ‘audience-specific events,’ two Ikegami… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, Im the healthiest person on the planet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm amused by a lot of things. I love humor. I'm constantly joking around. — Ray Liotta Copy Share Image
Whenever faced with a difficult situation,try and find some humor in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“Why didn't you tell me that evil could be so lighthearted?” — Margaret Peterson Haddix Copy Share Image
A comedian's job itself is tough. But I have been lucky to have made people laugh. — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
Now that we're poisoned with the culture of superheroes, I think it's important to laugh about it. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
“It's funny, you know. The times that seem so trivial end up meaning so much.” — Jeffrey Blount Copy Share Image
I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
