Comedy Quotes · Page 151

Ellen DeGeneres is great. She has this natural style, and she makes comedy look so easy.

— Anjelah Johnson

I'm not someone who shies away from darkness being funny.

— Brett Gelman

You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.

— Shel Silverstein

“A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.”

— St. John Morris

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.

— Felipe Esparza

“My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.”

— Randy Kagan

I have to view life comically. It's the only way I could get through it.

— John Pinette

You gotta have the balls to go out there and be funny, man.

— Jamie Foxx

I'm very lucky to be a comedian, and I feel privileged that people come to see me in the expectation that I…

— Jon Richardson

Humor [in a scene] is not jokes. It is that attitude toward being alive without which you would long ago have jumped…

— Michael Shurtleff

I never would have made it if I could not have laughed. It lifted me momentarily out of this horrible situation, just…

— Viktor E. Frankl

I'm so excited about 'Identity Thief'. It's such a good comedy, and I'm excited for people to go out and see it!

— Genesis Rodriguez

“I do not often laugh, sir,” answered the unknown. “As you may yourself discover by the expression of my continence. But yet…

— Alexandre Dumas

I pay a bit more than lip-service to health: I don't eat chips or pre-prepared food, and it might be a comedy…

— Jo Brand

It's a pain getting dragged around for other people's hobbies and laughing at jokes that aren't even funny

— Faith Barroa

We make everything funny, you wouldn't believe the things we laugh at. We're always laughing-people think we're completely mad!

— Emma Bunton

I'm a very jovial guy. I like to laugh, and when things strike me as funny, I don't hide the fact that…

— Michael Rooker

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world - you know, a kid sister of the “real…

— Chelsea Peretti

Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like…

— Nicolas Cage

I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week.…

— Jen Kirkman

I think the essence of humor has not changed. It's all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.…

— Bette Midler

Humor is not an unconditional virtue; its moral character depends on its object. To laugh at the contemptible, is a virtue; to…

— Ayn Rand

Eventually I was saying to myself, maybe it would be better, instead of trying to become an American comedian in France, to…

— Gad Elmaleh

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either…

— Ray Romano

The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians.

— Jen Kirkman

A broken heart can make you forget how to laugh with joy!

— Author Name

Humor comes from the surprise release of some buried tension.

— Lorrie Moore

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

— Dan Simmons

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

— Mike Myers

When I was a kid I mainly listened to comedy albums.

— Richard Herring

That awkward moment when people think theyre funny but they are just annoying.

— Anonymous

The whole point of growing up is learning to stay on the laughing side.

— Lauren Oliver

I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes.

— Saoirse Ronan

That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.

— Doug Stanhope

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.

— Lorrie Moore

When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.

— Jimmy Kimmel

I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too.

— Drew Curtis

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

— Larry David

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

— Michael Grant

I always wanted to give comedy a try and I feel Comedy Classes' is the best platform for that.

— Sara Khan