You can't deny the truth. And that's what makes smart comedy so good. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
My only agenda is trying to make you laugh and say something smart. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I have the comedic chops and intelligence to raise points and discuss both sides of whatever is on our mind as a… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
You can make people laugh, but having them really want to hear what you have to say, that takes trust and time. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I'm a huge sketch comedy fan, and I think my love of sketch is reflected in my stand-up in that I do… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
What I have found that my comedy is doing - and what really drives me - is to sort of bring women… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I drink Peet's Coffee, and they're a very authentic company. They don't try to be something that they're not, and I think… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I think more than anything, as a comedian, I grow tired of the unoriginality of 'crazy cat lady' jokes. It's a hacky… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I don't tend to like race jokes. I don't like Jew jokes and black jokes, and they make me very uncomfortable, probably… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I grew up in a bit of a vacuum. And as a kid, you see 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' and you're like,… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've been entertaining men with my comedy for many, many years, and I don't plan on stopping. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
I was a huge 'Blind Date' fan, though, when I was younger; that was on when I was in high school. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
When you travel, try having an open mind, not just about the city that you're in but about the surrounding areas. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
I used to take a recorder around and interview my parents and do impressions of my classmates as guests on my show. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
I think we're very quick to rip other women apart when they don't fit our mold, which, quite frankly, is just as bad as… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
