I don't want to hear any more women talk about how they want to be... mermaids. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
My passion in life isn't politics. It truly is connecting to people and women. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I think people have to understand that 'empowering' for women doesn't mean negating men. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
As women, and as people, we're often forced to choose between pop culture and tearing down celebrities or a show about politics. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've never been the kind of woman that hates other women, particularly based on their attractiveness. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I think we're very quick to rip other women apart when they don't fit our mold, which, quite frankly, is just as… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I was frustrated in general with the way women are always portrayed. And it's always through a man's eyes. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've built a career on evenly entertaining men and women. And I'm kind of known for not making either side feel bad. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
What I have found that my comedy is doing - and what really drives me - is to sort of bring women… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
The amount of garbage that women are expected to put up with - we're just expected to ignore when a man whistles… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I think that it's an easy thing to say, that whenever women do stand up, that 'Oh, they must hate men' -… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I don't know what it's like to be mocked because of your skin color. I don't know what it's like to feel… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I think a big part of feminism - and this is something I'm sure a bunch of women will take my head… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I really wanted to do a deep-dive into the idea that women are always called 'crazy,' and we are painted with such… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Women are often scrutinized when they have pets that men wouldn't have. We are immediately faulted for having the wrong kind of… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I get my strength from wanting to teach other women that everything about you is OK, and you shouldn't take any crap… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
I was a huge 'Blind Date' fan, though, when I was younger; that was on when I was in high school. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
When you travel, try having an open mind, not just about the city that you're in but about the surrounding areas. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
I used to take a recorder around and interview my parents and do impressions of my classmates as guests on my show. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
I think we're very quick to rip other women apart when they don't fit our mold, which, quite frankly, is just as bad as… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share
