That awkward moment when you tickle someone and they're not even ticklish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing because of something that happened the day before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone says the man laughing at nonthing is crazy. If asked he say I'm laughing at all the insane people walking by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won't take the potholes out of the road, but it sure… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter causes the body to respond in a way similar to physical exercise, burns calories and speeds up metabolism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Formality is sufficiently revenged upon the world for being so unreasonably laughed at; it is destroyed, it is true, but it hath… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you're talking to yourself and you start laughing because you're just so freaking funny! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is too short to be serious all the time, so if you can't laugh at yourself then call me...I'll laugh at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can laugh when you are completely broken up, then there can be nothing that can break you next time.!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Laugh, and the world laughs with you; snore, and you sleep alone. ANTHONY BURGESS” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying something funny and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't be around depressed people, I laugh when people cry. I don't mean to I just find it funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making self-deprecating jokes about your sex life is the fastest way to win a place in my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine...next to Oxycontin...and of course medicinal marijuana. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While jokes are used in completing the code of conversation, the monsters shall not know so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Intelligent Pappu . . . . Teacher :Ye batao ki Duniya mei kitne desh hai ??? . . . . . .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke... there's no point crying again and again for the same pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love going back and forth from drama to comedy. I love switching it around and showing people that I can do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the first place, [his eyes] never laughed when he laughed. Have you ever noticed this peculiarity some people have? It is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh cuz laughter not only add years to your life, but adds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing will give your diaphragm a workout, will show you have a sense of humor, and can increase your life by eight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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