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A joke can spark a quick laugh, yet taste in humor varies from person to person. Some find balance in clever movies, while others enjoy hearing the same short jokes over and over. Laughter can even become contagious when you laugh at someone else’s giggle.

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He who laughs…lasts.

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I'm not a comedian.

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Laugh, it heals the soul.

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CALM AND LAUGH @

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I'd love to do comedy.

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Just be funny

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Laughter is infectious.

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Cracking up company

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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.

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What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.

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You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'

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Laughter is the spark of the soul.

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Life is so much easier with a sense of humor.

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Laughter is poison to fear.

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There's so much comedy on television.

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When quiet people talk and you realize they are absolutely hilarious.

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Humor offers an alternative to violence. Humor gives us a choice.

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I believe laughter is the best medicine, karma's got your back, and our scars make us stronger.

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Everything is funny,only when its happening to somebody else.

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I didn't do it... Then why are you laughing? Cause whoever did it, is a freaking genius!

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Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.

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Sometimes you gotta laugh at your life because it's like a joke, funny.

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As a general rule, the freedom of any people can be judged by the volume of their laughter.

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When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over…

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Although according to certain philosophers it is quite difficult to distinguish the jester from the melancholic, life itself being a comic drama…

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Let My Pain May Be The Reason for Someones Laugh, But My Laugh Must Never Be The Reason for theres Pain!

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I hate when people make jokes about cutting, suicide, or eating disorders because you don't know what the people around you have…

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That moment, when someone jokes about one of your insecurities & you have to pretend it doesn't bother you.

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People will wonder, Am I supposed to think this is funny or serious? People need the comforting aural cue of laughter. It's…

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Since things neither exist nor do not exist, are neither real nor unreal, are utterly beyond adopting and rejecting - one might…

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Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to see humanity as it is - a little lower than the angels…

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Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. Anger empowers the poor to declare their uncompromising…

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“While at a convention, Bill, Jim, and Scott shared a hotel suite on the 75th floor. After a long day of meetings,…

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“Chancellor Gerhard Schröder has several times made statements to the effect that we Europeans should not cultivate a superficial anti-Americanism. But mine…

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I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all…

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Everybody knows from his own experience that after laughter, good laughter, a belly laugh, you almost feel that you have taken an…

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In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the…

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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.…

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Just because I laugh a lot doesn't mean my life is easy. Just because I have a smile on my face everyday…

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