He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're getting yelled at, and you try you're hardest not to burst out laughing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people think theyre funny but they are just annoying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with your best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would not exchange the laughter of my heart for the fortunes of the multitudes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter opens your heart and soothes your soul. No one should ever take life so seriously that they forget to laugh at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I would do a much better job if I had a chance to do things that were edgier than I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If anyone had ever told me these things would ever be on my mind, I would have laughed in their face too.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the laughter in mothering is the recognition of the ironies and absurdities. Sometimes, though, it's just pure, unthinking delight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thought of a comedy with paid prostitutes always seemed so silly and purposeless, for a person hired by me could never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we cant laugh again on the same joke, then why do we cry again and again for the one and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never shave your eyebrows and paint them back exactly were they where, thats absurd in nomarl terms, please women just stop — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A priest once quoted to me the Roman saying that a religion is dead when the priests laugh at each other across… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You want to know what living life to the fullest actually is? It's waking up on a Monday morning with no complaints.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm discovering there are innumerable ways to package, promote and sell my humor, as long as I reserve a little for myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To laugh is to live profoundly... The sound of laughter is like the vaulted dome of a temple of happiness, "that delectable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a guy in the audience and he said a joke and everybody laughed. He said the same joke over and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I've only been to SNL three times, and one time I was there, Chevy and Billy were having a huge screaming fight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lesson in life: A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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