I just got cursed out via text and couldn't do anything but laugh, my friends love me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing is the best medicine.But if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not all times jokes intended to make you laugh. Sometimes they intended to make you think. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a girl who usually laughs at her mistakes, so excuse me if I laugh in your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are laughing so hard telling a joke and someone say, you've already said that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many people believe that laughter is the best medicine, so the govt has declared a ban on all laughing until further studies… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can laugh at depression by leaving home and living life even if you're still stuck inside your head and your heart… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend who laughs when you laugh doesn't always mean a friend who cries when you cry. Choose your friends wisely! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter brings in a special friendship. Laughter brings in love and laughter brings in a new wonderful life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That fake laugh you do when you don't understand what somebody just said to you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you say something and everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You just gotta learn to laugh at things, even when they hurt as hell. Be Happy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“April Fools Day lets too many people think they are funny and so I don’t support that.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have known the kiss of a flaying knife, a laugh loses all its power to hurt you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No laughs hey? I know the act smells, but I'm right on top of it and you don't hear me complain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like the burlesque comedian, I am abnormally fond of that precision which creates movement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone elses can shorten it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still don't get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever faced with a difficult situation,try and find some humor in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, Im the healthiest person on the planet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
