If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, Im the healthiest person on the planet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at somebody because they make you laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have the most fantastic, stupendous, magnificent idea. Why it’s better than television," he said, standing there in red, tartan pyjamas, his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was never really comfortable doing comedy. Though it was good the first couple of years, there were problems, and it became… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its difficult to cry because of the pain we feel. But laughing just to show that youre not hurt is harder — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Plus, humor was a good way to hide the pain. And if that didn’t work, there was always Plan B. Run away.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When You Laugh The holl World Will Be Next To You To Laugh With You But When You Cry No One Will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against difficulties, humor… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I laugh at jokes on the internet I don't even laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You need to laugh at everything. That way, you will keep the distance from events and you will be able to move… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of Gal.. Who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know it takes a big man to cry, but it takes even a bigger man to laugh at that man! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Within tears, find hidden laughter Seek treasures amid ruins, sincere one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We can find gentle humor in the most terrible circumstances and tenderness in the darkness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing compares to the stomachache you get from laughing with your bestfriends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing worse than when someone's obnoxious laughter ruins a good movie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Have you ever noticed what cheerful things brooks are? They're always laughing.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when everyone is laughing their ass off& you don't know what's going on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Laughter is the only sound left I can make that people will understand.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You just gotta learn to laugh at things, even when they hurt as hell. Be Happy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a girl who usually laughs at her mistakes, so excuse me if I laugh in your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That fake laugh you do when you don't understand what somebody just said to you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you say something and everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
