We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness. — Ernest Thesiger Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer” — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy… — Ellen Malcolm Copy Share Image
Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time. — Craig Berube Copy Share Image
“I have done good things in life. I have done bad things in life. But the beer has tasted great during both.” — Thurman P. Banks Jr Copy Share Image
The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy… — Joe Elliott Copy Share Image
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
A poem is a liminal space that can offer a sensation of belonging. A poem won't bring you a cold beer, but… — Jenny Johnson Copy Share Image
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the… — Jack Herer Copy Share Image
He felt around desperately for a weapon. What did he have? Diapers? Cookies? Oh, why hadn't they given him a sword? He… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“It happens thousands of times a day around the world, maybe millions, yet it is the culmination of human achievement, of human… — Adam Rogers Copy Share Image
I really liked Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls and a couple of others, but with these kinds of movies the best… — Bent Saether Copy Share Image
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our teenage "druggies" are habituated to drugs rather than addicted. While beer and other alcoholic beverages are preferred drugs, kids have simply… — Virgil Miller Newton Copy Share Image
At first I thought, beer's nasty. Then I found IPAs. They're delicious. — Michael Chandler Copy Share Image
We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
Oh, I love a good burger, I really do. With chips and a beer and ice cream afterwards. — Joe Wicks Copy Share Image
If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread. — David Ricardo Copy Share Image
Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making. — Steve Mirsky Copy Share Image
Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian) — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image