Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
“Somehow, despite all the science homebrewing requires, I’d become irrationally superstitious.” — Lucy Burningham Copy Share Image
That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. — Toby Keith Copy Share Image
Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fear is just like Beer, if you take too much it then you will lost control on yourself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer… — Christa Faust Copy Share Image
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they… — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
Medalla is Puerto Rico's national treasure, as I call it. It's a Puerto Rican national beer - a great light beer for… — Pedro Capo Copy Share Image
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk. — Ladyhawke Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
“You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence; but remember that… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
I think most micro-brewers/craft-brewers are similar in that they enjoy making something themselves and at the end of the day they can… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
“I learned that Nordic beer comes in three grades of potency. The lowest grade is apparently a kind of beer-flavored soft drink… — Donald Hamilton Copy Share Image
I don’t need friends. All they do is eat your food, drink your beer, then spew your secrets the first time you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music,… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
It's always strange being a kid on the set, because you're treated like an equal when you're working. But then when you… — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
the lost women I need to know their names those women I would have walked with, jauntily the way men go in… — Lucille Clifton Copy Share Image
My father always said I would do something big one day.'I've got a feeling about you, John Osbourne,' he'd tell me, after… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything. — Dion DiMucci Copy Share Image
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard. — Charles Stuart Calverley Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You want a beer?” she said. A beer! At 3:01 a.m. Ridiculous. “Yes, please.” — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough Copy Share Image
Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish. — Proverbs 31:6 Copy Share Image
