“There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach.” — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986). — Corey Haim Copy Share Image
Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no! — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me. — Rocko Copy Share Image
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier. — Marie Laurencin Copy Share Image
I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of everything; beer while watching football. I have a taste for whiskey, but Jack Daniels and ginger is… — Jeff Gannon Copy Share Image
My drug of choice is beer. It's not only socially accepted, you can't even watch a football game without having it shoved… — Kirk Windstein Copy Share Image
“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in… — Various Copy Share Image
Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road. — Dave Cook Copy Share Image
“I never understood a lot of things less complicated than why people put up with each other." -- Songs From Richmond Avenue” — Michael Reed Copy Share Image
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I know people say that we are a load of beer drinkers but we are far more professional these days. These critics… — Adrian Lewis Copy Share Image
The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without… — Charles Gavan Duffy Copy Share Image
“I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I like my heroes complicated and… — Barbara Crooker Copy Share Image
If you piled in a car and you go to an AEW show with all your buddies there, you had a beer… — Shawn Spears Copy Share Image
The Christian religion, then, is not an affair of preaching, or prating, or ranting, but of taking care of the bodies as… — William Cobbett Copy Share Image
You don't consume craft beers in great quantities just to get loaded; you consume craft beers because you like the taste of… — Bruce McDonald Copy Share Image
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by democrats. By the way,… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“its sour beer not so much purchased as merely hired for a while.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view. — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!” — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
If a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who cares?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
