How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime. — Charlie Papazian Copy Share Image
Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man… — Lew Wasserman Copy Share Image
Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells. — Trevor O'Hoy Copy Share Image
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of… — Nicholas Culpeper Copy Share Image
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There is no subsititue for fishing sense, and if a man doesn't have it, verily, he may cast like an angel and… — John D. Voelker Copy Share Image
A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown… — Reginald De Koven Copy Share Image
My desire as a Christian pastor is to see churches raised up as communities of grace ruled by Jesus and led by… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
I've been hitting up Hooters since 1983, and I can assure you nothin' says football season is here quite like watching the… — Jon Gruden Copy Share Image
Wine lovers all speak of their First Time, a quasi-spiritual moment of awakening to wine's wonderment. After that, it's a life sentence.… — Jennifer Rosen Copy Share Image
And then it hit me. One of those evil thoughts siblings get because, well, that's what we do. Looking over my shoulder… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I'm not saying that people shouldn't go out to football games and drink beer and have a good time, I do it… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
“Ice-cold temperatures typically kill whatever minimal flavor beer has to begin with, which in the case of both Brazil and the United… — Martin Lindstrom Copy Share Image
“Gareth Miller grabbed the beer first, then the hotdog, because if there’s one thing you don’t want to be caught dead without… — Jay Nichols Copy Share Image
Wine has class. I love wine. The drier, the better. But beer? I just can't do it. — Margo Martindale Copy Share Image
The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol. — Rona Ambrose Copy Share Image
I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. -Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE — Tom Standage Copy Share Image
Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit! — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
“You wanna beer?” Jasper’s brows shot up. “Seriously?” “Fuck no,” Layne replied.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer. — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
