“First you point your pea shooter at me; now you want more beer. Hell of a first date.” — D. Scott Meek Copy Share Image
“If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party.” — Kenny D. Eichenberg Copy Share Image
“I could feel her breasts up against my stomach. I wanted a beer real bad.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. — Alan D. Eames Copy Share Image
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
“With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
If I could have a beer with Jesus. Heaven knows Id sip it nice and slow. Id try to pick a place… — Thomas Rhett Akins Copy Share Image
I find the only thing that really stands up, better than gambling, better than booze, better than women, is reading. — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten! — Patrick Rossiter Copy Share Image
I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will… — Dave Haywood Copy Share Image
Despite the insanity of using whether you would want to have a beer with someone as a legitimate reason for voting for… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
I'm standing under a sign that says, 'Budweiser is king of beers,' and everybody's got their beers here today," I told them.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
One reason that challenge brings happiness is that it allows you to expand your self - definition. You become larger. Suddenly you… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
I keep bees, I make all my own booze, from cider to beer to elderflower wines and all that, growing our own… — Bez Copy Share Image
So the absurdity of happiness is that it is embarrassing to discuss or even mention, impossible to define or measure, may not… — Michael Foley Copy Share Image
Cub fans, by consensus, are the best in baseball. Year after year, in good times and (mostly) bad, they turn out in… — Roger Angell Copy Share Image
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer. — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal. — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
“You're spunky. I like it." He took a sip of his beer. "You're creepy. I don't like it.” — Chanelle Gray Copy Share Image
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round. — Sandy Copy Share Image
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
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