I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie. — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
I don't think that there is a beer summit in the cards for me at the White House. — Rick Santelli Copy Share Image
It's very British of me, but I'll always choose beer over anything else. — Francesca Hayward Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
In Belgium, the magistrate has the dignity of a prince, but by Bacchus, it is true that the brewer is king. — Emile Verhaeren Copy Share Image
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10… — Paul Graham Copy Share Image
I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but… — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and… — Chad Kroeger Copy Share Image
Ask most kids about details about Auschwitz or about how the American Indians were assassinated as a people and they don't know… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
There was this judgmental sense of what was good and what was bad in my father's words. You couldn't necessarily shut the… — David C. Driskell Copy Share Image
Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That's a comforting thought… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I booked time in Philly Sound, which is an old church in south Philly that has a studio to the side of… — John Waite Copy Share Image
As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off… — Kid Rock Copy Share Image
I wrote at the start that this was a record of hate, and walking there beside Henry towards the evening glass of… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
After a snowstorm is the best time to be in the woods, because all the empty beer and soda cans and candy… — Carol Rifka Brunt Copy Share Image
There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer! — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet! — Harry Leon Wilson Copy Share Image
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer. — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
“Henry's worldly goal at the moment was drinking enough beer to be happy and forgetful.” — Anna Godbersen Copy Share Image
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers. — Joe Teti Copy Share Image
