Stone Cold Steve Austin

It's a great day to be a blonde.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I am not a coward.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Cause stone cold said so

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I enjoy reality television.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'm for same-sex marriage.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Austin 3:16 just Whooped your Ass!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I appreciate everyone that had supported my career.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

That story would bring a tear to a glass eye.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Ill give your candy ass one big can of whoop-ass!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Diamond Dallas Page is one of my best friends.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

He's dumber than a bag of rocks! (Mankind)

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I really value my days down there in ECW in Philly.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I actually have a pretty good sense of humor.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I think 'The Condemned' has a great story. It's a lot more than a mindless action flick.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Another car, bus, or plane takes me to far away places, But what I remember most is all the smiling faces.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Well, where is he Jim? Under your hat? (to JR, in reference to The Undertaker)

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I've got a chance to host a show called 'Redneck Island' on CMT. I love doing that show.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I don't know where the hell you're going but you better give yourself to the lord, or someone, because your ass is…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I didn't do choreographed fighting for a living. I was a professional wrestler for 15 years; there's a big difference.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

We didn't roll credits after 'Monday Night Raw.' You know, it didn't say, 'Stone Cold Steve Austin played by Steve Austin,' so…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'm glad about 'The Curtain Call' now, but I remember being very confused watching it all go down because I was right…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I found out in pro wrestling that it works better if you just try and be yourself versus working on something you're…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I love my fans, and I love my relationship with the fans, but when you're a performer, and you're used to being…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'm pro-WWE, but also I maintain my independence and speak my true thoughts, never bashing the product. But yes, I can be…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

When that glass broke and 'Stone Cold' was making an entrance, and that roof blew off that building, that sends you higher…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I respect Hulk Hogan because his career lasted some 30 odd years. I think I lasted about 15, but during my peak…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Say the average arena is 20,000 people. You're in the very center of that arena, and you're playing to the worst seat…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Talking with Ken Shamrock was almost a one-way conversation. I knew Ken was a tough guy, one of the toughest in the…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

It's like I tell everybody, if you get a chance to win the Royal Rumble or the King of the Ring back…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

My run cannot be touched. If you want to talk about longevity, you can speak the name Hogan. If you want to…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

People go into that arena, and they know the fix is in. They know what pro wrestling or sports entertainment is. That…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

One of these days, I'm going to look down at your grave and it's going to say, here lies Bret the Hitman…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I got pile drived in '96 or '97 and was a quadriplegic for about a minute and a half. I couldn't move…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

When Savage died, that was hard on me. I didn't even hardly know Randy, but I just turned 51 this past December,…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

— Stone Cold Steve Austin