Stone Cold Steve Austin

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Earl Hebner should definitely be in the WWE Hall of Fame.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I wear decent shades, but if I lose them, I'll go right to the store and get cheap ones because my eyes…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Cancer has affected my family; my mother and father have battled cancer. I know how tough it is.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Paul Heyman works with Brock. The magic works between Brock and Paul because of their dynamic and their chemistry.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I like pure pro-wrestling, when it's serious in its orientation and presentation - like it's a legit sport with Jim Ross calling…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Any time you go live with Vince McMahon it's going to be a very interesting experience.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

They made a three-hour 'Raw,' but two hours is about my time limit. I ain't got that kind of attention span.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

In 'The Condemned,' if you saw the movie, that's all me; I'll go toe to toe with anyone in an action movie.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I talk about things I'm passionate about. I talk about the wrestling business, because I love wrestling. I just love it. If…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I got a couple of challenges for you. I challenge you to get a decent haircut. Since you're a piece of crap,…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'll tell you what, the chemistry that I had with Bret 'Hitman' Hart in the ring, and the respect and the trust…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You're in there, you're having a match, and you're feeding off that crowd. That's the gasoline that fuels the match, and that's…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I used to love Andre The Giant. I could sit around all day and listen to Andre stories. He was such a…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I've been in the entertainment industry - wresting, but the entertainment industry since 1989; if you have thin skin, you're going to…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I don't know if a pro wrestling career prepares you for Hollywood. When you get out there, and you're in an arena…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

If it's the morning, and I had a late night, the worst thing in the world is a bright light.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I don't live as 'Stone Cold.' I live as Steve Austin. I was 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin back in 2003, then I…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I think if I'd never had found pro wrestling, I'd be a blue collar guy, working a 9-to-5 job.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

My exit strategy from pro wrestling wasn't carved in stone. I retired because of a few neck issues, some neurological issues.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass! (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon)

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You can't push the envelope at 10,000 RPM and expect to come out smelling like a rose and feeling like a million…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

The Rock is one of the biggest movie stars in the world. So give the guy his due.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

It goes - for me - WrestleMania, Royal Rumble, Summerslam. The big three.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

When you see me on TV as Stone Cold Steve Austin, that's definitely a part of my personality.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You know, if you really think about it! You would have made a damn good looking woman!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

The thing about the 'Broken Skull Challenge' is that there's really nothing else like it on television.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I own a ranch in Texas, so there's always something to do as far as work goes, whether it's tractor stuff or…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Don't look forward to me putting on the trunks and knee braces to get back in the ring and stomp a mudhole…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin