If someone sees me with what looks like a beer, it's always zero per cent. — Steve Lukather Copy Share Image
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer. — Xeni Jardin Copy Share Image
First and foremost, I love beer, and if there's one job that's more fun than being on TV or being a firefighter,… — Brian Quinn Copy Share Image
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all… — Zakk Wylde Copy Share Image
Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the… — Alan D. Eames Copy Share Image
I did the commercials for Gillette during the World Series and at one point I had 27 different beer contracts. — Thurl Ravenscroft Copy Share Image
I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some… — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third. — Malcolm Lowry Copy Share Image
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer.… — Stephen Beaumont Copy Share Image
When choosing the president of the United States and the leader of the free world, your desire to have a beer with… — Kayleigh McEnany Copy Share Image
“Bburke used to, whenever he went to the city to catch a Yankees game, throw his money around to every homeless man… — A.J. Smith Copy Share Image
I look at road marathons as a totally different sport. Those guys are stupid fast. It is unbelievable. I might be a… — Karl Meltzer Copy Share Image
Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging… — Mike Seabrook Copy Share Image
I'll smoke weed occasionally, on special occasions like a movie night or something. I like to drink beer but whenever it comes… — Christofer Drew Copy Share Image
Americans like warm characters. It's why, no matter what he did in the early days, they kind of resonated to Bill Clinton… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“HAPPINESS I ASKED the professors who teach the meaning of life to tell me what is happiness. And I went to… — Carl Sandburg Copy Share Image
Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“There's more food in one bottle of beer, me lad, than twenty sandwiches.” — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor Copy Share Image
Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy? — George du Maurier Copy Share Image
I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID… — Homer Copy Share Image
I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
I'm a firm believer, and some people may disagree, and I'm happy to have a beer with them and talk about it,… — Greig Fraser Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking alcohol, which probably was the biggest change. I used to be a very big beer drinker. Being from England,… — Wade Barrett Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
