I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I wasn't a great student, C average. I was pretty shy, but I drank a lot of beer. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
When you decorate with neon beer lights, it's hard to create a class divide. So, the dive bar is an institution that… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural… — Thomas Frank Copy Share Image
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
At my house, I have a wine and beer fridge. It's got everything. The beer is at 38 degrees, and the wine… — Molly Qerim Copy Share Image
Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels… — Dontrelle Willis Copy Share Image
And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker… — Rick Derringer Copy Share Image
“You know how you’re at a party and you pick up the wrong beer, and you know after one sip that it’s… — Rebecca Flowers Copy Share Image
We've got wars. Imagine having more money, you could buy more beer. Have you been to Dublin in its heyday like in… — Gavin Friday Copy Share Image
They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
It used to just be a SAG card, and then you got an AFTRA card. I got my AFTRA card doing a… — LaTanya Richardson Copy Share Image
Like plowing, housework makes the ground ready for the germination of family life. The kids will not invite a teacher home if… — Letty Cottin Pogrebin Copy Share Image
You can find examples of how little we value ourselves everywhere you look. The signs on the front of the convenience stores… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I like any European city where you can sit outside, have a beer and watch the world go by. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists? — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! — Bill Owen Copy Share Image
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I know, everybody thinks that all Aussies love beer. I guess most of them do, but not me. — Evonne Goolagong Cawley Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin' there got all shook up. — Chuck Berry Copy Share Image
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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