I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food. — Richard Dean Anderson Copy Share Image
“Civilization as well as civility thrive where there is a pot of beer.” — Randy Mosher Copy Share Image
The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh,… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less. — John Denver Copy Share Image
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it -… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat… — Alex Blackwell Copy Share Image
Wiseguy' is very demanding of an audience; you just can't sit back on the couch with a beer and zone out and… — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
I including some other friends I said come on down and have a sip again Not one, not two, not three, four… — Laurel Aitken Copy Share Image
Every country must have its own devil. Welshland its own, and France its own. Our German devil will be a good wind-pipe,… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
On MLB team flights, adult beverages are often enjoyed. Usually, the youngest, most wet-behind-the-ears players will be responsible for carrying the beer… — Gabe Kapler Copy Share Image
Maybe you had to leave in order to really miss a place; maybe you had to travel to figure out how beloved… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Nevertheless, four years later, at the end of August 2004, a Zogby poll discovered the critical fact that 57 percent of the… — Charles P. Pierce Copy Share Image
Isn't beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
I view tea drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frame, an en-genderer of effeminancy and laziness, a debaucher… — William Cobbett Copy Share Image
Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies,… — Trevanian Copy Share Image
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. — Socrates Copy Share Image
“Beer wasn't so bad; it mostly made him happy. Or semi-happy. Or, at least, not crazy.” — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
Precious to me—it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer... — Charles Stuart Calverley Copy Share Image
“Hartnell's was for drinking. And you could get any drink you wanted, as long as it was beer.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“I am designing the future on beer mats, like Churchill and Stalin at Yalta.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease. — Laozi Copy Share Image
When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard. — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
I like to drink cold beer from time to time when it's very hot. — Julio Cesar Chavez Sr Copy Share Image
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
