The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer. — Tony Finau Copy Share Image
If they had built the Energy East pipeline to transport beer, we'd be okay. — Elizabeth May Copy Share Image
Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I still like to think I have a pretty good laugh with the other guys in the dressing room and still enjoy… — Joe Root Copy Share Image
“We are here to drink beer. We are here to end war. We are here to laugh at the odds, and live… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Pink champagne -- that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to -- do… — Deborah Kerr Copy Share Image
I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest… — Andrew Ferguson Copy Share Image
Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off… — Jeremy Shockey Copy Share Image
How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants… — Mark Burnett Copy Share Image
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
IAGO: She that was ever fair and never proud, Had tongue at will and yet was never loud, Never lack'd gold and… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
A lot of female rappers are supposed to be flossy and bougie. Sometimes I get in a room with other female rappers… — Snow Tha Product Copy Share Image
All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time.… — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
You wake up, your life is discipline: there's kids, breakfast, lunch box, go to work, discipline, organization, guests. Imagine the semi-final of… — Rene Redzepi Copy Share Image
Why have a car, when you can have a truck? its a portible bed, with a bench. it can haul your shit.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
“I also liked they Belgian brewers are notoriously rebellious and mock Americans’ obsession with categorizing beers by style; I saw them as… — Lucy Burningham Copy Share Image
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carrie Nation Copy Share Image
I drink alone. Yeah, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. — George Thorogood Copy Share Image
“I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! — Louis Untermeyer Copy Share Image
Luck, Prosperity. Friends & Beer!!! Wishing you a Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning. — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach. — Upton Sinclair Copy Share Image
Nature, like Miamonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer. — Marv Levy Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer. — Axl Rose Copy Share Image
