Beer Quotes · Page 12

Beer is not the answer…beer is the question…the answer is yes

— Redstripe Team

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

— Clementine Paddleford

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

— Nancy Astor

Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.

— Billy Sunday

I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.

— Jerry Garcia

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

— Brian Clough

It is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer.

— Adolphus Busch

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you…

— Lynda Barry

“Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor.…

— Jarod Kintz

I've always just wanted to make people feel something with my music - whether it makes you want to laugh, cry or…

— Lainey Wilson

I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple - like, God, I would just kill to be…

— Chris O'Donnell

Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of…

— O. Henry

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

— Daniel Dumile

A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol. Which begs the question, will total abstention put his candidacy,…

— Martin Bashir

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.…

— J. P. Donleavy

Trash can!” Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I’d eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza,…

— Karen Chance

The food thing is crazy to me. In this town the beer thing is also crazy to me. Frankly even with Brightest…

— Ian MacKaye

This is all thousands of years old. It's the same the world over. Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer,…

— Alan D. Eames

I started off as a bar band. We played ZZ Top, Bob Seger, Waylon Jennings, the Rolling Stones - everything and anything…

— Frankie Ballard

A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save…

— Anonymous

I propose to provide proof... that just as always an alcoholic ferment, the yeast of beer, is found where sugar is converted…

— Louis Pasteur

Books should confuse. Literature abhors the typical. Literature flows to the particular, the mundane, the greasiness of paper, the taste of warm…

— Richard Rodriguez

My go-to is always Chipotle when I can't find anything, but if I have the time in the evening or something like…

— Seth Rollins

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

— Richard Harris

I've been brewing my own beer with this ex-army bloke.

— Bob Mortimer

“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.”

— Tad Williams

You've got yoga, I've got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird.

— Billy Joel

Unlike Beer, Love Doesn't Taste Good When It's Cold...

— Pacifiersucker

To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.

— Laozi

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

— Billy Carter

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.

— Anonymous

I love quality drinks - a really good beer, or a great wine.

— Mick Hucknall

I like to drink cold beer from time to time when it's very hot.

— Julio Cesar Chavez Sr

When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard.

— Amy Hempel

“Hartnell's was for drinking. And you could get any drink you wanted, as long as it was beer.”

— Andy Weir

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

— Ray Bradbury

“I am designing the future on beer mats, like Churchill and Stalin at Yalta.”

— David Mitchell

In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.

— P.J. Wolfson