Baby Quotes · Page 79

Someone once told me that the '…Baby One More Time' video should be me as a superhero fighting a giant robot monster.

— Britney Spears

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.

— Noel Gallagher

It's been fantastic with the baby, I love it. He is going to come with me, so I'm going to have him…

— Asher Keddie

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Come close to me baby. Let your love hold you. I know this world is crazy, but what's it without you?

— Common

'The Philadelphia Story' is one of my favorite movies, as is 'Bringing Up Baby.'

— Abigail Spencer

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

— Caitlin Moran

Youse are great help arent yahs yah fucking cunts, those who actually help me I love you all girllover I love you…

— Nikolas

I have a very broad demographic, from the 8-year-old who knows every word to 'Ice Ice Baby' and the college kid who…

— Vanilla Ice

When you have the baby, there is no BlackBerry, no computer; you just have the baby on your stomach, and your heart…

— Carine Roitfeld

Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you,…

— John Green

The depression belongs to all of us. I think of the family down the road whose mother was having a baby and…

— Melina Marchetta

When I see ya baby girl, I miss feelin on ya. I miss everything that's real about ya and that's everything about…

— Drake

There are a lot of downsides to being male. We age faster and die younger. But give us this: we're lifetime baby-making…

— Jeffrey Kluger

I was the baby of the family, but I was never babied, and that allowed me to take whatever artistic temperament I…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

I went to school for a short period of time to study fashion. I wanted to become a stylist or a designer.…

— Bethany Cosentino

Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so…

— Halle Berry

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

— Tre Cool

Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment.

— Mason Cooley

Hey baby, I, I know Im good without you. Hey baby I, Ill never think about you :)

— Brooklyn ChanceXD :D

“Baby, I'm dying for it to be all over this." "Please don't die. You wouldn't get to enjoy this if you did,"…

— Georgia Cates

I think I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies.

— Jesse Eisenberg

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.

— Tom Stoppard

We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.

— John McCain

My baby, even though we have our ups and downs at the end of the day we go back to saying 'I…

— Anonymous

Baby you're my everything, you're all I ever wanted, we can do it real big, bigger than you've ever done it.

— Drake

You can make a really good film for under a million dollars, like 'October Baby,' or under a half million, like 'Hardflip.'

— John Schneider

To everyone who says this is wrong to feel like this say, 'I was born this way baby.

— Lady Gaga

I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top.

— Cole Porter

Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.

— Ray Bradbury

When you see the political parties squabble, if a baby is not allowed to be born, all the other issues do not…

— Alveda King

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we…

— Jimmy Fallon

I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote…

— Bill Maher

in came ... a baby, eloquent as infancy usually is, and like most youthful orators, more easily heard than understood.

— Letitia Elizabeth Landon

You may not know it, but I was adopted as a baby by my wonderful parents, Allan and Margaret Atkins of Cumberland…

— Rodney Atkins

Motorboat to heaven, baby's got the key. Tell me, how am I supposed to get in close back here on these water…

— John Hiatt

As souls must cry when they awaken in tiny babies and find themselves far from heaven

— John Updike

Childbirth being one's most significant life passage, those close to us when we open to birth a baby will never be forgotten.

— Robin Lim

“Well baby you know if she’s you'res then you have to stand up and be there for her.”

— Rikenya Hunter