...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
"I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?" The baby starts to come down...and once that happens… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share
It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Sometimes, you can feel or see how a movie can... how you can do it. Sometimes it's just like seeing, "Can that work? Will… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All… — Tina Fey Copy Share
