People Quotes by Tina Fey

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

— Tina Fey

Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.

— Tina Fey

[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.

— Tina Fey

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.

— Tina Fey

I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.

— Tina Fey

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

— Tina Fey

The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh.

— Tina Fey

In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.

— Tina Fey

You can point any kind of laser at my face, but I don't think Botox is for me. I think it is…

— Tina Fey

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant…

— Tina Fey

I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform…

— Tina Fey

In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us,…

— Tina Fey

At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.

— Tina Fey

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

— Tina Fey

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay…

— Tina Fey

It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so…

— Tina Fey

Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says,…

— Tina Fey

When I was really young, I loved the movie 'White Christmas' - I still do - and I thought Rosemary Clooney was…

— Tina Fey

The upsides of acting in things is mostly getting your hair done and having people give you clothes. So as long as…

— Tina Fey

It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the…

— Tina Fey

We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills…

— Tina Fey

My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say.…

— Tina Fey

You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up…

— Tina Fey

How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up,…

— Tina Fey

I’ve always been able to tell a lot about people by whether they ask me about my scar. Most people never ask,…

— Tina Fey

So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really…

— Tina Fey

If you are capable people are happy to play with you.

— Tina Fey

Some people say, Never let them see you cry. I say, if youre so mad you could just cry, then cry. It…

— Tina Fey

I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No,…

— Tina Fey

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It…

— Tina Fey

A willingness to drop your ego and let yourself look foolish. You almost have to enjoy looking vulnerable. You'd be surprised how…

— Tina Fey

It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good…

— Tina Fey

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

— Tina Fey

I hire people that are good, and aren't crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as…

— Tina Fey

If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you're asking actors to do.…

— Tina Fey

Sometimes, you can feel or see how a movie can... how you can do it. Sometimes it's just like seeing, "Can that…

— Tina Fey

Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be tough. It's not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time.

— Tina Fey

I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.

— Tina Fey

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your…

— Tina Fey

I think the Web is, you know, things like YouTube and stuff are absolutely where a lot of younger people are watching…

— Tina Fey