Do you see how you hurt me, baby? So I hurt you too. Then we both get so blue. I am on… — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
It's hard to send your baby off on a plane without you, though that's less reasonable, because sending him off in a… — Carolyn Hax Copy Share Image
“The psychic said I would have two children. This makes me shake my head. I know you are not supposed to leave… — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
I've got a checklist of things I want - including a Brit, a Grammy, an Oscar and a white poodle. Sometimes it… — Joss Stone Copy Share Image
I felt very maternal around eight months. And I thought I couldn't become any more until I saw the baby... But it… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
Working on this album has been very emotional and super personal, and creating this character 'Cry Baby' helped me deal with my… — Melanie Martinez Copy Share Image
Inventions that are not made, like babies that are not born, are rarely missed. In the absence of new developments, old ones… — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
My mom says I'm her sugarplum. My mom says I'm her lamb. My mom says I'm completely perfect Just the way I… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
All adults who care about a baby will naturally be in competition for that baby… Each adult wishes that he or she… — T. Berry Brazelton Copy Share Image
My Vocabularies vary, its so exclusionary You'll find my baby pictures in modern dictionaries Next to mighty mercenaries, and visual visionaries — Andre Nickatina Copy Share Image
There's a test they can do to determine a baby's gender ahead of time; I think they insert a tiny photo of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
She likes to ride in trucks. She don't need me around near as much, I wish I could slow her down, But… — Obviously Me :p Copy Share Image
“When I think of Tomodachi, I think of your mother. Your mother, she too lose her baby. She lose you. That very… — Michael Morpurgo Copy Share Image
When a baby first looks at you...when it laughs that deep, unselfconscious gurgle; or when it cries and you pick it up… — Marilyn French Copy Share Image
Don't blink. You just might miss your babies growing like mine did. Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
I was a very lame skinhead. I had to be in by 8:30 P. M., so I used to pretend that I… — Kathy Burke Copy Share Image
Instead of lowering your head and copping to it like a man, you pick up the journal as one might hold a… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
Hold on to your wallets folks because with the passage of this trillion-dollar baby, the Democrats will be poised to spend as… — Christopher Bond Copy Share Image
People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
The imperialist, genocidal, fascist attitude of the U.S. president has no limits. I think Hitler would be like a suckling baby next… — Hugo Chavez Copy Share Image
“Do not mock my baby." He pulls away and strokes his palm over he seat. "She was my first love." "Well your… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
