Us ki yaadon main,
Us ki baaton main,
Kahin mera aqs bhi jhilmilata hoga,

Lakh masroof hoga,
Apnay kamoon main,
Phir bhi hamain soch ker
kabhi to muskurata ho ga.

Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't

1. know what time it is
2. be able to solve a math question
3. know a single phone number
4. know the date
5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house
6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time
7. be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning
8. find my way in the dark.

koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse...
ye aarzo hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse...

bas ek baat ki bari umeed hai apse...
pehchaan lena agar kahi hum mile aapse...

At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
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Just scratch n sleep again !
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

Jisne humko chaha,use hum chah na sake.
Jisko chahte the,use hum pa na sake.

Yeh samjhlo k dil tootne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn't study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don't u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He's the only 1 who earns!

Aye khuda teri mehfil me
haath uthaye fariyaad karte hai,

sambhalay rakhna us amanat ko
jise hum tanhai me yaad karte hai.

('_')

Graduation speech:

I would like to thank,
The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft Office and
The one who invented copy paste!