When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

Arz hai

pyar chupta nahi ankhen chupane se,
dil rukta nahi kisi k samjane se.

Ruk jati hai dhadkan tujhe bhul jane se,
hum tujhe yaad karte hai jeene k bahane se.

ye dosti ke rishte bhi kitne ajeeb hote hai...
sab apne apne naseeb hote hain..

rahtey hain jo nigaho se door..
wahi dil ke kareeb hote hain

Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
.
.
Simple
.
.
Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p

Corporate Lessons

"We will do it"
Means
"U will do it."

"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work will be given to u."

"We r a team"
Means
"I am not the only one to be blamed."

"That is a good question"
Means
"I do not know anything about it."

"All the best "
Means
"U r in trouble." :)

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,

koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain...
kuch begane kuch apne hain...

na jane kya KASHISH hay in khayalon main...
woh ghair hoke bhi kitne apne hain...

My phone is like my lover...
It's the last thing I see at night,
and the first thing
I wake up to ever morning!