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How he got into the house

A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.

“Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer.

“No, no no!‚ said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. Ive been trying for years.‚

itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.

Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren't met.

Death is not the biggest fear we have

Death is not the biggest fear we have;
our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive --
the risk to be alive and express what we really are.

(Don Miguel Ruiz)

Who dream and wish

There are those
who dream and wish
and
there are those
who dream and work.

(Jeune.E. McIntyre.)

Part & art of living

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living

Silence to protect or 2 create distance?

"Sometimes we maintain silence 2 protect a beautiful relation,
But v forget too much of silence
creates a distance in every beautiful relation." Think.. ..!

Chances of my recovering?

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.

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