SMS / Text Messages

To create and maintain a relation

"To create a relation is
as simple as to write SAND with SAND on SAND....

while to maintain a relation is
as difficult as to write WATER with WATER on WATER.."

A good plan of today

A good plan of today
is better than a great plan of tomorrow.

Look backward with satisfaction
& look forward with confidence.

Chand to tum ho hi,

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
.
.
.
chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

Happy moments r like dew

Nothing is old nothing is new,
Its just a matter of point of view,

Enjoy life as happy days r few.
Bcz life is ocean & happy moments r like dew.

A fantastic sentence

A Fantastic Sentence written
on every Japanees Bus Stop..
.
"Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time..
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal"

A successful man

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than
his wife can spend.

Throwing knives on wife's picture

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"

Trouble, Distress and brave!

A person of real beauty smiles in trouble,
gathers strength from distress
n
grows brave by reflection n prayers.

Why do muslim covers females?

A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy:
Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair?

The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets,
He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped.
He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian:
Now If I Ask You To Take One Of These Sweets,
Which One Will You Choose?

The Christian Replied: The Covered one.

The Muslim Guy Said:
That's How We See & Respect Our Women.