A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don't love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
.
.
.
Oye hoye...
What a dialogue!! :d
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
Life can b hard & not always fun.
But as night brings dark morning brings sun.
When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care
give me a call coz I will always b there!
You know
why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that,
when at some day one who is made
for you comes and fills those gaps
by holding your hand.
If you deliberately plan on being less
than you are capable of being,
then I arn you that you'll be
unhappy for the rest of your life.
(Abraham H. Maslow)
True bravery is to arrive home ...
fully drunk..
a late night out..
and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask
"hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho."
Life is like cotton:-
Don't make it heavier by sinking it
in Water of Sorrow,
but make it lighter by letting
it blow in the Wind of Joy!!!
You can have anything you want,
if you want it badly enough.
You can be anything you want to be,
do anything you set out to accomplish if you
hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.
(Abraham Lincoln)
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Kashif: I is ......
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again.
A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.