Funny SMS / Text Messages

Funny Line for advice. . !

I Always Learn
From The Mistake Of Others
Who Take My Advice:p

Differentiate wife and mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

I'm talking to my wife

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

Reason for girls to live longer

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

Sardar shopping early

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Tomorrow is my exam

Tomorrow is my exam
But I don't care
Because a single sheet of paper
can't decide my future.

~Thomas Edison

Mirror who kill liars

Once there was a mirror which used to kill "LIERS"
FRENCH:I think I don't smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)