Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

God Always Has Something For You

A Key For Every Problem
A Light For Every Shadow
A Relief For Every Sorrow
N
A Plan For Every Tomorrow

Keep Faith

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Failure is simply the opportunity
to begin again,
this time more intelligently.

(Henry Ford)

Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.