SMS / Text Messages

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

All flowers are sweet but

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Short Father's Day Message

A man knows he is growing old
because
he begins to look like his father.

che saqi okro azan pa mekhana ke..

Hasy paty shom hairan pa mekhana ke,
che me waledal shekhan pa mekhana ke,
za ba waly iqamat warpasy nakram,
che saqi okro azan pa mekhana ke..

Mothers Day Poem MSG

Hundreds of stars in the pretty sky,
Hundreds of shells on the shore together,

Hundreds of birds that go singing by,
Hundreds of lambs in the sunny weather.

Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,

Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the world wide over.

April Fool's Day Origin / History / Theory (5 facts)

April Fool's Day Theory / Origin / History (5 facts)

1.Biblical Theory: The origin of April Fool's Day dates back to Bible days when the history of this day was first recorded.

2.Roman Origins: Pranks and mischief played upon people on 1 April also dates back to ancient Roman times.

3.Change from Julian to Gregorian Calendar: Another theory attributes the origin of April Fool's Day to the change from Julian to Gregorian calendar.

4.British Folklore: As per another folklore from British culture, the 13th century King used to declare every road he walked as public property.

5.Stop at 12 Noon: April Fool's Day is characterized with a renewal festival celebrated by most cultures around the world such as the end of winter and the beginning of spring.

But did you know that according to tradition, the time for pranks and jokes must stop at 12 noon on 1 April?