SMS / Text Messages

Love u mother

Mother is the biggest gift of god
to all human being
Believe it or not she is the real queen
she protect her child and not mean

Love u a lot mom

Dont believe too much in love

IF U FALLIN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT ,
IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE ,
BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE
~Author Unknown

Smile For The Ones You Love...

Smile For The Ones You Love...
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy...
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes ...
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything ...
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless ...

Differentiate wife and mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

Eid Ul Azha Mubarik

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Cash credit

Qurbani debit
Gosht Credit

Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit

Aap Debit
Hum Credit

Eid Mubarik...

Hamara Msg Debit
Apka Reply Credit

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Cheating kion ?

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Dil main koi malal bhi nahin

Dil main koi malal bhi nahin,
Us se koi gila nahin, jo sath day k bhi sath nahin,

Us ki khushion ki mangi hai dua,
Yeh alag bat hay k meri zindagi us ka sawal hai k nahin

Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!