SMS / Text Messages

I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
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Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D
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Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-*
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Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P

By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

So I Am Texting You..:P :P

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?

Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.

Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So Sweet Of You :) :)
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Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You..:P :P

We dont want to ...

There are things that
we don't want to happen
but HAVE TO ACCEPT,

Things we dont want to know,
but HAVE TO LEARN,

and people we CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
but have to LET GO.