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Before & after marriage
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
- Before and after marriage
- Before marriage, After marriage
- Love marriage is better because
- Man before Marriage is like Airtel
- The Equation of Marriage
- First marriage is the triumph of
- Marriage is made of trust & understanding
- LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
- Before marriage & after marriage
- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
- Behavior before and after marriage
- 4 Stages of marriage
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage
- Marriage is like going to a restaurant
- Secret of successful marriage
- Words for long and happy marriage
- What is marriage?
- Any boyfriend before marriage
- Marriage is that relation between
- A child after 3 month of marriage
- 2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce
- Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..
- Valentine's mean to spend time
- Roses r lal skies r nila
- Roses r red .. violts r blue
- Lovely New Year Message For Girlfriend
- Lovers sitting in a park
- When i'll b dead
- When a man holds a woman hands?
- Are u sure u love me & no1 else?
- A sardarji photographer is focusing
- Better think before you smile.
- Kiss is the key of love.
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]
*Love b4 Marriage* Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe... *Love after Marriage* "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will […]
What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)
4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....
A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!
7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It's my fault.
What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!
Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & […]
Valentine's mean to spend time with the one u love Valentine's mean that kisses,huges,smiles and candy Valentine is the day u and me will be together with love My love is true and never blue all about u. Why.Cause Valentine's! Roses could be red violet's maybe blue But my Roses R True 4 u on […]
Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura man liya? O.K Roses r red skies r blue, I born smart what d hell hapened to u. Thora sa or bura manlo :p
Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you. :D
Enjoy This Life Completely. I Love U My Darling With All The Perfume Of A Rose N With All The Lights In The Whole World, And Also With All The Kids Smiles My Hearty Love For U Only I Wish U Happy New Year 2021 My Darling.
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p
When I m Dead, Ur Tears May Flow, But I Wont Know, Cry 4 Me Now, Instead.. When I m Dead, U ll Send Flowers, But I Wont See, Send them Now, Instead.. When I M Dead, U ll Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear, Praise Me Now, Instead.. When I M Dead, U […]
"When a man holds a woman hands?" When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
1 smile = 1 friendship 1 friendship = 1 love 1 love = 1 proposal 1 proposal = 1 marriage And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem. so better think before you smile.
Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children are problem of pakistan. So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.