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A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
"Pakistan Zindabad"

Theif entered kitchen

(162 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Don't kill the students

(73 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers"

In pakistan survey was done

(18 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)

In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with Saquib
Survey repot
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says kuhawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha

Which is important, sun or the moon?

(33 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship

(30 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)

><(((:>
I send you this fish
as a sign of our
FRIENDSHIP please
take care of it, Keep it
in your mobile.
Daily put your mobile in water,
So dat this fish wont die.

Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay

(12 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.

I can't give you a job.

(18 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)

Manager:
Sorry, but I can't give you a job.
I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right.
In fact I'm just the right person in this case.

You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME

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E-EXCELENT
F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING

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H- HA HA HA
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J- JOKING

Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par

(19 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

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