Fats Quote by Zach Galifianakis Download Open image “You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.” — Zach Galifianakis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fats Fit Funny Getting Fat Humor Investing Knows Sock
“Well, if you lived your whole life without socks, your feet would be just fine. You wouldn't know the difference. But, once you've had… — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
“Holes in socks are sorta like sin, Josh. If you don’t tend to them right away when they’re small and controllable, they grow with… — Janette Oke Copy Share Image
Make sure that when you're going out, you wear socks, because I've been seeing some people coming out with no socks and that. You… — Michael Dapaah Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I don't even know how ugly and pretty get decided - maybe there's like a secret cabal of boys who meet in the locker room and decide who's ugly and who's hot, because as far as I… — John Green Copy Share
I've always turned down stuff where you had to be fat. I may be fat, but that's not why you play a role. If… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
In the Sacramento of the 1950s, it was as though White simply hadn't had time enough to figure Brown out. It was a busy… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
We have no butter... but I ask you, would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat. — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
Man preys on man; and you mourn for the idle tapestry that decorated a gothic pillar, and the dronish bell that summoned the fat priest to prayer. You mourn for the empty pageant of a name, when slavery flaps her wing, ... Why is our fancy to be appalled by terrific perspectives of a hell beyond the grave? - Hell… — Mary Wollstonecraft Copy Share
If Nirvana had remained a small, underground punk rock band, Kurt Cobain would still be alive. And he'd probably be living in Seattle, getting… — Moby Copy Share Image
I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it. — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
I look back at pictures of myself and I remember thinking, "I was so fat when I was growing up. I was 165 pounds… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
