Humourous Quote by Warren Ellis Download Open image ““Detective John Tallow, 1st Precinct." "You," said Scarly. "I hate you so much my dick is hard.”” — Warren Ellis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humourous
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“Tallow turned the corner into Bat and Scarly's office to be greeted by a large plastic robot on the bench waving its arms and… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
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“Mr. Clark,” she repeated, looking up at him. “You are very tall.” “And you,” he said in a low voice, “you, my most maddeningly… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
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When I'm working in finite serials, I always think in terms of the entire book rather than the individual episode because, by far, the… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“IT TOOK a conscious effort for Tallow to keep his hand off his gun as he walked up the apartment building’s stairs. There was… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“The ECTs are moving the guns in small batches," Bat said. "We're making them take so many photos that one of them asked if… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“The two most dangerous things in the world are rich people and crazy people.” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Here's the thing about Apple technology: once you own a piece, you want to use it. — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right,… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
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