Lawyer Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Lawyer Legitimacy Mom Mother Parenting Sentimental mother
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
“As a lawyer's daughter, I'd always known that if you want to do something, no matter how far-fetched it may seem to other, you… — Marcia Tucker Copy Share Image
Lawyers sometimes tell the truth. They'll do anything to win a case. — Jeremy Bentham Copy Share Image
“All he needs to do is respectfully tell the police that he will not answer any questions and that he would like a lawyer—the… — James Duane Copy Share Image
I think you don't know if a lawyer's a lawyer until there's something to overcome in the courtroom. Something goes wrong. — Teddy Atlas Copy Share Image
“Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother in law to hear at your trial” — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I've been screwed by as many women as I have by men, in terms of lawyers. But lawyers don't count. If you take lawyers… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obey them. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
If you wish to be a lawyer, attach no consequence to the place you are in, or the person you are with; but get… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a fireman, a cop, an Indian chief, a doctor, a lawyer. I always wanted to be all these things,… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
The socially redeeming aspect of golf lies in the vast number of lawyers and bankers and managers who play it, and when you think… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I am somewhat influenced by the years that I've spent trying to actually get things done, whether it was reforming education in Arkansas or… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
I was a student of law as my grandmother wanted me to be a lawyer. But my passion has always been movies. — Aishwarya R. Dhanush Copy Share Image
It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb. — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
This bill would allow an employee to bring a claim against an employer decades after the alleged initial act of discrimination occurred. Trial lawyers,… — Buck McKeon Copy Share Image
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