Handy Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Handy
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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In the house, I have a drawer that's just filled with Carmex. It's just my thing. — La La Anthony Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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