Quote by Tracy Brogan

“…it was the thought of using you, your body, as my own personal magical sperm repository for the rest of our lives.”

— Penny Reid

“He bent and kissed me briefly, then headed for the door. Just short of it, though, he turned back. "The, um, sperms ..." he…

— Diana Gabaldon

“I’ve gone cold turkey. Completely. I haven’t even jerked off. Not once. In nine frigging days. I think the buildup of semen is starting…

— Emma Chase

“Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange…

— Herman Melville

“Oh, I had a great time. My thirty-three-year-old boyfriend said he wished they could package my cum like ice cream so he could eat…

— Augusten Burroughs

“You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.”

— Buffy Andrews

“I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was late, I told her, “That’s funny, because my sperm was absent.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms.”

— Toni Aleo

“Have you ever met a man who looked so damn delicious that you wanted to sop him up with a hot buttermilk biscuit and…

— Susan Donovan

“Holy shit... but we were using condoms." Pink tinged her cheeks. "Not the weekend at the lodge." He leaned over and lowered his voice.…

— Katie Ashley

“You see I've been taking these tests to tell when I'm ovulating and when I'm mostfertile. And well...it's now." "Oh, so you came up…

— Katie Ashley

“It was awful luck that my pot-hobbled spermatozoa had managed to rally themselves for one last mad fallopian adventure, and that five years’ worth…

— Michael Chabon