Hockey Quote by Toni Aleo

“Payback is a bitch, he thought, and I am that bitch. He”

— Stephen King

“What can I say? Payback's a bitch. But here's the thing: So am I.”

— Kami Garcia & Margaret Stohl

“Tears are valuable, but when they touch the ground they are no more different than urine.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“That's why babies cry so much. All of a sudden having a body is a lot to deal with.”

— Ron Koertge

“I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.”

— Herman Melville

“So, basically, what it all comes down to is that we are made of tears from the disembodied eyeball of a guy who fucks…

— Cory O'Brien

“The tears are falling freely now, and I don't care if he sees them. They're tears of relief for my nephew, worry for my…

— Teresa R. Funke

“Apologies do not make good bandages.”

— Clementine von Radics

“What's still squirming in our bones when everything else is stripped?”

— Isaac Marion

“I get a total lady boner. My lady bits are way too happy. So happy it's crying juicy tears.”

— Belle Aurora

“Tears are a luxury we can’t afford to waste.”

— Melody Manful

“There are things running around out there with uteruses,son. You're going to need this.”

— Laurie Notaro